What really happened last night to the power at Super Bowl XLVII? Right now it is still a mystery to the general public so here are the top ten explanations that I can think of.
What Might Have Really Happened
- NFL safety commissioner set off an EMP bomb to disrupt Raven cybernetic implants which were proving to be too much for the 49’s.
- City of New Orleans waste collection did not want anyone to see where the halftime sewage was going.
- President Obama thought America needed time to recover emotionally from Clydesdale commercial and sent in stealth planes to surgically strike the power lines.
- Hackers working for Las Vegas Bookmakers panicked, implemented plan B to use hackers to disrupt the power grid in an effort have time to drug Raven players.
- Donald Trump’s hairpiece fell off and he did not want anyone to see him.
- Beyonce’s presence over electrified the stadium
- The Goat was really ticked that the stadium ran out of Doritos and chewed through the power cables.
- Mercedes-Benz wanted their cars to be associated with a lack of power.
- It was all just a prop for the new Start Trek Movie.
- Terrorist discovered disrupting power really doesn’t make people disappear.
Hopefully, Entergy Corporation, the utility that provided power to the Mercedes-Benz Superdome will discover the real reason soon. Lets us hope it was not something that could have been avoided through equipment inspections.